Top radio talker Rush Limbaugh stepped into the breach on Tuesday, detailing for his audience the relatively stingy response from brother nations.

• Saudi Arabia - $10 million. "That's like an afternoon shopping spree in Paris for a member of the Saudi royal family," noted Limbaugh.

• Iran pledged a puny $627,000 - a small fraction of what they're spending on their nuclear weapons program.

• Wildly wealthy Qatar - just $10 million of their petrodollars.

• The United Arab Emirates - $2.6 million.

• Kuwait - $2 million.

• Libya - $2 million.

• Turkey - $1.25 million.

Compare that to the $350 million in government aid pledged by the Great Satan (America), not to mention hundreds of millions more from private U.S. donors.

Surely U.N. officials will be calling a press conference any minute now to complain that wealthy Muslim nations are being too stingy with relief dollars.

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