Leftists Busted in Voter Registration Fraud

Gee, the presidential election is still half a year away and Democrat groups are already cranking up their vote fraud. A left-wing organization has fired two employees caught cheating in a voter registration drive in Columbus, Ohio.

After election authorities received fraudulent and duplicate forms, Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (nuttily appropriate acronym: ACORN) agreed today to check its paperwork.

"This just makes it harder for everybody," sighed activist Katy Gall.

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