Dennis Miller Compares Teddy Kennedy to ...

Did you happen to see "The Dennis Miller Show" last night? The CNBC star has gotten even better since adding a studio audience, and yesterday he was at his peak.

Miller noted Sen. Teddy Kennedy's media-adored comparison of President Bush to Richard Nixon and jested that the White House responded by comparing Teddy K to ... Teddy K.

Miller drew back in alarm as he glanced behind him at the news clip of Kennedy's giant, swollen noggin and noted that the overinflated head was in danger of a blowout.

Of course, the cable star was the one making the comparison. The Bushes wouldn't dare.

Recall those nauseating photos of the president sucking up to the Massachusetts leftist by increasing spending on America's failed government school monopolies by tens of billions of dollars. Don't forget that George H.W. "Read My Lips" Bush doled out an award for "public service" to the Chappaquiddick killer last year even after the senator had stepped up his vicious attacks on the president.

Now that Jeb Bush, our heretofore excellent governor down here in Florida, has followed Gray Davis off the deep end by supporting driver's licenses for illegal aliens, perhaps it's time for Jeb and Columba to invite Teddy over for cocktails.

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