Iraqi Terrorists Offer $15 Million for Rumsfeld's Head

Forget Al Gore's piddling $6 million donation for John Kerry to crush President Bush: Terrorists in Fallujah claim they'll give $15 million each for the heads of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez and Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmit.

A leaflet displaying pictures of the three promises "15 000 000 $ as a reward who bring one of these three heads." For details, contact "Islamic resistance in Iraq." Would-be assassins apparently will have to get the number from directory assistance.

The U.S. had offered $25 million for dictator Saddam Hussein, who, by the way, marked an unhappy 67th birthday today in prison.

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