"The poverty and backwardness of Port-au-Prince, Haiti or Lagos, Nigeria or Dar es Salaam, Tanzania or Addis Ababa, Ethiopia would serve as daily reminders" of the taxpayer-supported U.N. parasites' "years-long record of murderous failure and moral turpitude," he observes.

Forbes is, however, a realist. "It won't happen," he admits.

After all, where would the internationalist fat cats dine and park their limos?

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