Kerri Dunn, who is, naturally, a professor of psychology, falsely claimed that her Honda was spray-painted with racist and anti-Semitic slurs.

She had faced up to three years in a California prison for filing a false police report and two felony counts of attempted insurance fraud.

Get this: Miss Dunn staged the criminal hoax and launched a headline-grabbing spree of "hate crime" hysteria (as opposed to all those "love crimes" being committed out there) while speaking at a campus forum on ... racial tolerance. She'll learn more about that than she bargained for when she's sent up the river.

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