U.S. Mocks Saber-Rattling Tyrant Castro

The United States has deflated tin-pot dictator Fidel Castro's latest attempt to act tough by describing his massive new military exercises as a mere attempt to distract the Cuban people from the hardships of their lives in his tropical gulag.

Cuba's paranoid defense minister, Raul Castro, brother of the paranoid dictator, claims the military maneuvers are supposed to deter the United States from attacking the island. As if we'd bother.

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