Whatever the reason, he said today on ABC's "Good Morning America": "Tell everybody to vote. And vote Bush next week."

Mr. Botox tried to exploit the Bosox during a campaign appearance in Ohio by comparing the team's triumph in the World Series to what he predicted would be his own victory in the election.

"I've been rooting for this day since I was a kid," Kerry insisted, despite his confusion about who actually plays for the team.

President Bush made his congrats to the team's owner and president, and he thanked Schilling for his support.

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