Howard Dean, Confused 'Metrosexual'

White House wannabe Howard Dean, trolling for votes in trendy Denver and Boulder, Colo., declared himself a "metrosexual" but later admitted, "I don't know what it means."

"I'm a square," Dean said Tuesday in Denver, after earlier taking credit for achieving "equal justice" for same-sex couples and proclaiming his metrosexuality in Boulder with an anecdote about being called handsome by a gay man.

"I like [rapper] Wyclef Jean, and everybody thinks I'm very hip, but I am really a square, as my kids will tell you. I don't even get to watch television."

According to the Denver Post today, "metrosexual" is "the buzz phrase for straight men in touch with their feminine sides." Numerous Web postings and magazine articles have dubbed Bill Clinton the king of the metrosexuals.

It's becoming increasingly clear why Karl Rove led a rally for Dean at an Independence Day parade in Washington.

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