THE LEFT COAST
REPORT
A Political Look at Hollywood
Headlines (Scroll down for complete stories): 1. Natalie Portman's Primate Priorities
2. Roseanne Barr e-Mimics Rosie O'Donnell's 'View' Views
3. 'Sicko' Box Office in ICU
4. Antonio Banderas' Kids Won't Be Like Paris Hilton
5. Joel Siegel, Generous Friend
1. Natalie Portman's Primate Priorities
Natalie Portman is using her fame to draw attention to the tragedy that is
taking place in Rwanda.
No, she's not trying to sound the alarm about the 800,000 people who were
massacred in the 1994 genocide or alert the public that the danger continues to
this day.
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Rather, the "Revenge of the Sith" actress has teamed up with other celebs and is
focusing her efforts on the plight of the Rwandan gorillas.
Portman joined other international celebrities at a ceremony to provide names
for 23 baby mountain gorillas living in the African nation.
According to the World Wide Fund for Nature, there are only 720 mountain
gorillas surviving in the wild in parks that spread out across Rwanda, Uganda
and the Congo.
Protecting the mountain gorillas is no doubt a noble cause, but in my opinion
protecting humans still ranks #1.
With the vacancy on ABC's "The View" still up for grabs, Roseanne Barr is doing
her best Rosie imitation on her Web site.
Barr, whose name has been mentioned as a possible replacement for O'Donnell, has
this advice for Congress: "Impeach the president and the vice president, they
are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in
congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing
needs to be recalled."
The comedienne also puts out the following pleas: "Save our troops!!! Save our
schools and hospitals and jobs. Feed our hungry and poor!"
No lefty rescue roster would be complete without at least one mention of
Katrina. "Save the drowning people in New Orleans!" Barr blogs.
The national anthem decimating diva fails, however, to provide any ideas on how
the saving should take place.
Barr closes her post with a non-partisan wisecrack and smacks the media in the
process: "Anyone who mentions Paris Hilton one more time must die!"
3. 'Sicko' Box-Office in ICU
Many in the media are trying to spin the box-office numbers for Michael Moore's
"Sicko" documentary, but the figures for Moore's latest movie pale in comparison
to the opening take of his previous film.
"Sicko" took in an unhealthy $4.5 million on its opening weekend, while
"Fahrenheit 9/11" grossed just under $24 million on its debut weekend.
Part of the reason for the dollar discrepancy is that people have caught on to
Moore's failure to provide accurate information as he tries to entertain using a
documentary format.
"Sicko" sings the praises of the highly flawed, non-free-market health care
systems of France, Canada and Cuba. Even media sources that normally give kudos
to Moore have taken note.
The Associated Press compared "Sicko" to "a trial for those who oversee health
care in the United States."
The A.P. described Moore as a "chief prosecutor," but also noted that "one
aspect missing from the film is the defense."
CNN checked Moore's facts and found them wanting. While Moore holds Cuba up as a
model system, the communist dictatorship is ranked lower than the U.S. in the
very same list that Moore touts. America's health care is ranked the highest in
patient satisfaction as well, but facts such as this one never make it to the
screen.
Kurt Loder of MTV, in an article titled, "'Sicko,' Heavily Doctored," accurately
described Moore's docu-deficiencies, writing, "Unfortunately, Moore is also a
con man of a very brazen sort, and never more so than in this film."
Loder added that "his cherry-picked facts, manipulative interviews (with
lingering close-ups of distraught people breaking down in tears) and blithe
assertions (how does he know 18 million people will die this year because they
have no health insurance?) are so stacked that you can feel his whole argument
sliding sideways as the picture unspools."
With comments such as these from left-of center-sources, Moore is going to have
a hard time blaming his below par box-office on a plot by the Right.
4. Antonio Banderas' Kids Won't Be Like Paris Hilton
Antonio Banderas is not planning on becoming an enabling parent like so many of
Hollywood's reigning moms and dads.
The actor and spouse of Melanie Griffith has publicly expressed his resolve to
keep his children from becoming self-absorbed, party hearty Paris Hilton clones.
Banderas wants his kids to have an attitude of gratitude so he instills work
ethic values in ten-year-old Stella, seventeen-year-old Dakota, and even
twenty-one-year-old Alexander.
"I don't give them whatever they ask for — they have to earn it. I tell the kids
the world is not Hollywood," Banderas told Closer magazine.
"I've taken them to Mexico and Argentina when I've been making movies there so
they could see how kids in different countries live," he added. "They've seen
shanty towns. I don't want them to think that the world is just full of
beautiful cars and houses and everything you want."
Way to go, Zorro.
5. Joel Siegel, Generous Friend
Joel Siegel, film critic and entertainment editor for ABC's "Good Morning
America," lost his battle with colon cancer on June 29. He was 63-years-old.
It was 26 years ago that Siegel first appeared on "G.M.A." It was four years ago
that Siegel first appeared in my life. There he would remain as a friend.
Joel agreed to an in-person interview for a book I was writing at the time and
graciously shared his opinions about the entertainment media, journalism,
morning shows and big-name celebrities.
We met at the Apple Pan, a favorite spot from Joel's college days when he was at
UCLA. The restaurant is part diner, part landmark, and is best known for its
terrific burgers.
After lunch, he and I walked to a nearby shopping mall and continued our
conversation over coffee. Joel, of course, was recognized by fans galore and
loved the interaction as much as the fans loved him. Every person received the
trademark warm smile, enthusiastic handshake or great-to-see-you gesture.
The guy had an irrepressible love of people, and of his work. He had the perfect
combination of qualities that made for a good journalist — an insatiable
curiosity combined with an open-mindedness and forward-looking spirit. His
cultural and political ideas were well thought through and unclassifiable using
traditional labels.
Joel loved to talk about the movies and would courageously take more difficult
positions because of heartfelt beliefs. For example, the deep devotion he felt
for his son made his views concerning parenting and media content for children
somewhat old school, affecting the manner in which he reviewed certain crude
and/or violent films.
Since our first meeting, Joel and I stayed in touch, exchanging e-mails, phone
calls and items of interest. He sent me a copy of his book, Lessons for Dylan,
that he had written for his now nine-year-old boy and which, in a kind of
marquee fashion, demonstrated his life's priorities.
"Good Morning America" won't be the same without him. We'll miss you, Joel.