THE LEFT COAST
REPORT
A Political Look at Hollywood
Headlines (Scroll down for complete stories): 1. Rod Stewart Is Peeved About Profanity
2. Tony Soprano Meets Real Tough Guys
3. Rosie: I Wanted to 'Gay Up' Price Is Right
4. Barbra Streisand's Energy Excesses
5. Atheist Love Affair
1. Rod Stewart Is Peeved About Profanity
There was one prominent celebrity at Al Gore's Live Earth who focused on a
different kind of environmental contamination.
Veteran rocker Rod Stewart was appalled at the profane language that polluted
the global festivities.
Comedian Chris Rock's vile vernacular at the London venue necessitated U.K. TV
and radio personality Jonathan Ross to issue an apology to the viewing audience.
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"I listened to people 'effing' and 'blinding' during the Live Earth Concert last
weekend and it just sounded so cheap," Stewart remarked.
The lewd, crude language prompted Stewart to promise his audience that he'll
personally pay up if he curses while performing.
"If you hear me swear on stage I'll give you all a tenner [10 British pounds],"
the legendary singer pledged.
2. Tony Soprano Meets Real Tough Guys
James Gandolfini visited the gathering of the Television Critics Association to
plug his new documentary, "Alive Day Memories: Home From Iraq."
The film is Gandolfini's first post-"Sopranos" project and features the actor
interviewing ten wounded soldiers who served in Iraq.
Responding to the question of why his first production would deal with military
service in the Iraq war, Gandolfini answered in vintage Tony style.
"I was playing this tough guy on TV and I wanted to meet a few real ones,"
Gandolfini said.
"Alive Day Memories: Home From Iraq" debuts Sunday, September 9 on HBO.
3. Rosie: I Wanted to 'Gay Up' Price Is Right
Rosie O'Donnell recently let it be known why she was passed by when it came to
being the new host of "The Price Is Right" game show.
It had been reported that the reason Rosie was not picked to replace the
venerable outgoing host Bob Barker was because she would not agree to move her
family from New York City to Los Angeles.
But O'Donnell explained that the real reason she didn't get "The Price Is Right"
gig was that "in the end, they turned me down because CBS thought I was too
controversial, which wouldn't have been the case."
"I just wanted to 'gay it up,'" O'Donnell shared. "I wasn't going to give away a
TV set and rant, 'So you can watch George Bush and Dick Cheney lie to America on
it!'"
Rosie claimed that she was going to substitute Broadway chorus guys for the
famous female models and also planned to give the set a makeover.
Despite the host-duty rebuff, Rosie will still be appearing on the little
screen. She's headed back to FX's "Nip/Tuck" show and will appear in several
episodes of the series as a recurring character with a lot of money, a desire
for surgery aplenty and a crush on one of "Nip/Tuck"'s docs.
For the public's digital well-being, perhaps FX can schedule a Rosie O-ectomy.
4. Barbra Streisand's Energy Excesses
Barbra Streisand has done a lot of sermonizing on the environment over the
years.
Who could ever forget the way the crooner coached Californians to save energy by
using clotheslines to dry their laundry?
Interestingly, though, when it comes to her own energy consumption, it turns out
that the "Funny Girl" is quite the energy hypocrite.
Babs is currently in Europe on what is being referred to as the most expensive
concert tour of all time.
The singer-actress-Dem activist had to cancel the first leg of her European tour
because of what the press reported as "absurd ticket prices."
In Italy, protesters asked that Streisand be barred from using a 24,000-seat
stadium in Rome.
At a venue in Manchester, England, Streisand traveled in a limo accompanied by
her 13 tractor-trailer trucks. Behind the stage that was blanketed with roses
were five furnished suites, 60 tables and 120 bath towels.
To get to her next concert stop Streisand was transported via private jet.
Imagine what Babs will demand the next time she comes out of retirement.
5. Atheist Love Affair
Atheism is one of today's trendiest movements.
Secular stalwarts Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris penned
some best-selling books on the subject.
Now Jonathan Miller, a knighted neurologist, humorist and scholar, has launched
a cinematic attack on the religious beliefs of Americans.
Miller's three-part documentary, "A Brief History of Disbelief," aired in the
U.K. in 2004 and is coming to PBS stations in the U.S. this summer.
"When we first made it, it was inconceivable that it would be broadcast in the
United States," Miller told TVGuide.com. "I think the success of Christopher
Hitchens' 'God Is Not Great' and Richard Dawkins' 'The God Delusion' shows that
things have slightly changed. I don't know why, but something has happened to
usher in a certain hospitality to controversy on this subject."
Apparently, sections of the documentary try to make the case that our nation's
founders, including George Washington and James Madison, were anti-religious
agnostics who created the much-lauded secular progressive notion of "Separation
of Church and State" (which, incidentally, is not contained in the Constitution)
because they viewed the world as Miller does.
Miller lumps radical Islamists together with evangelical Christians, describing
the events of Sept. 11 as "the most powerful expression of religious fanaticism"
of our time.
"The World Trade Center attacks are one of the reasons I thought it was
important to do it [the documentary]," Miller said.
"I just thought it was a good place to begin, because of the impact fanatical
religion has on our world. I suppose the most dangerous right now is Islam, but
fanatic Christianity has also done a great deal of damage to people," Miller
added. "Not to mention the current war in Iraq and Afghanistan and the idea of
bringing democracy to these countries has this sort of Christian conviction
behind it."
Meanwhile HBO host Bill Maher is jumping on the religion-bashing bandwagon with
a yet-to-be-named documentary feature, which will most likely allow Maher to wax
contemptibly on faith. Lionsgate will distribute Maher's flick.
The basic premise of the ungodly books and films is that theism is less rational
than atheism.
But the truth is, it takes a lot of faith to be an atheist.
— Atheists must believe that something came from nothing.
Atheists accept on faith that in the beginning there was nothing, and then there
was something. Even Steven Hawking and friends are convinced that prior to the
Big Bang, there was no time and no space. Nothing. And now there's lots of
something.
— Atheists must believe that life came from non-life.
Atheists accept on faith that once, when conditions were just right, something
inanimate became animate.
— Atheists must believe that human beings have no free will.
Atheists accept on faith that by serendipity primordial slime eventually
developed into human beings with mental abilities but no free will and who act
in accordance with biochemical reactions in their cerebral cortexes.
In the cold atheist universe, there is no way to account for the transcendent
ideals that make life worth living — dignity, steadfastness, courage, love and
hope.