Most of us deal daily with agonizing and annoying customer service at home,
leading to anxiety and rage. It's a new medical entity that starts like
this.
"Hello, this is BCD from WXY plumbing. We will be at your home tomorrow
sometime between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m.," commands the dispatcher-in-chief.
So the homeowner waits and waits and waits. There are reports at the corner
as well as coffee house buzz of men and women having heart attacks, TIAs,
strokes and dying of old age from the stress of waiting. Nervously, we wonder
if our kitchens will flood, our homes will blow up, or all of our food will spoil.
This leads to more anxiety.
We can rocket an astronomical number of miles to far-away planets, moons and
space stations, with a time of arrival estimated within seconds. We have
little trouble maintaining voice contact the entire time. We can even see
them on monitors.
So why can't a customer service dispatcher get the serviceman and homeowner
to the same site at the same time in less than a 12-hour window? After
all, down here on Earth, we do have cell and land phones, satellite radios,
and global positioning devices that can locate you, the serviceman and the
truck, to within three feet.
We all are well aware that if you give any junior or high school student in
the nation a cell phone they can locate, talk with, and make precise plans
with any friend or classmate in the country. To the minute.
Now much of this overwhelming customer service is necessitated by thousands
of new technologies, electrical appliances, computers and sophisticated toys
of status. This latter problem is made worse in my community by the
affluence of "The Orange County." Gone are the days when the milkman would
be the only intruder into our homes. And we knew precisely when he would
arrive – like before we awoke.
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Now back to the chase. On the morning after the call from your "friendly"
service dispatchers, those pesky, pitiful, impertinent trucks line the once
peaceful pristine curbs like platoons ready for battle. Frequently you are
taken prisoner by the other guy's trucks blocking your driveway.
A few suggestions.
1. When the dispatcher calls, give your cell and land phone numbers. Now
you're not a hostage in your own home. Tell them to call you 20
minutes prior to arrival or if they are severely delayed. You should do the
same if you are delayed. This saves time and ultimately helps everyone.
2. Customer service dispatchers, service and repairmen need to realize it is
the customers who pay their salaries. Having already paid once to purchase
their products, we are now paying a second time to fix them because the goods
didn't perform as well as advertised.
3. Some companies get it right. Adelphia gives a two-hour window and, if late,
gives you a $20 credit. FedEx gives a four-hour window and calls you 30
minutes prior to delivery. Ask the dispatcher about their policy.
4. Now, there is some humor in all this. Last week my wife smelled gas
leaking from the outside meter. It seems the utility company "upgraded" our
meter while we were gone. A day later they arrived for a second try. The
next day it leaked again. On the third try they missed the 12-hour window by
one hour. It turned out the meter wasn't screwed in tightly. Had we known, we
could have asked two neighbors to twist the service man while he held on to
his wrench!
5. Remember, stuff does happen. But it shouldn't happen all the time.
So, why a 12-hour window for local customer service? This isn't rocket
science – but then again, maybe that's the problem. We've made all this much
too complicated.
But if you need to reach us, we will probably be at home waiting for
the customer service guy.
EDITOR'S Note: Michael Arnold Glueck, M.D., wrote this week's comment while
waiting for the gas guy.
Robert J. Cihak, M.D., is a Senior Fellow and Board Member of the Discovery Institute and a past president of the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons. Michael Arnold Glueck, M.D., comments on medical-legal issues and is a Visiting Fellow in Economics and Citizenship at the International Trade Education Foundation of the Washington International Trade Council.