THE LEFT COAST
REPORT
A Political Look at Hollywood
Headlines (Scroll down for complete stories): 1. Chris Matthews to Be 'Miss America' Judge
2. Andy Garcia Hopes for a Free Cuba After Fidel Castro's Death
3. 'The Simpsons' Joins the Anti-War Movement
4. O.J. Simpson's 'If I Did It' Book
5. Jurassic Journalists Put Heads Together With Soros and Dean
1. Chris Matthews to Be 'Miss America' Judge
Cable hosts are displaying their versatility.
CNN's "360" host Anderson Cooper previously starred on "The Mole." MSNBC's
"Tucker" host Tucker Carlson recently boogied down on "Dancing with the Stars."
Now MSNBC's hyperventilating "Hardball" host Chris Matthews will reportedly have
a judging role in one of the nation's most renowned beauty pageants.
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Matthews will have to ask the really tough questions in the assignment he's
reportedly accepted.
In January 2007 he will scrutinize contestants as they vie to become Miss
America.
Matthews, who also recently appeared in Robin Williams' film "Man of the Year,"
is one of six judges who have been hired by the Miss America Organization to
help decide which woman will wear the crown.
Matthews will be seated alongside choreographer Debbie Allen, actress Delta
Burke, and Miss America 1981, Susan Powell.
2. Andy Garcia Hopes for a Free Cuba After Fidel Castro's Death
Andy Garcia has weighed in on Fidel Castro's fragile health. He sees the Cuban
dictator's eventual demise as possibly bringing an opportunity for democracy in
Cuba.
Garcia tells the Dominican Republic newspaper, Dominican Today, that he hopes
if, and when, Castro passes away, his death "brings about finally, the promises
he made when he started the Revolution: democracy and plurality."
Garcia produced, directed, starred in and scored his latest film, "The Lost
City." He even included three of his four children as cast members in the movie.
Through Garcia's cinematic rendering, the audience is able to understand the
thousands of little demeaning abuses of dignity that descended on Cuba as the
revolutionary government took over every aspect of people's lives.
The movie illustrates a point that we all need to be reminded of: Power has the
potential to corrupt even those who claim to abhor it.
Garcia delivers a poignant, personal, and organic work that demonstrates why
people will risk shark-infested waters to escape Castro's "paradise."
Garcia describes himself as "a product of that story" and does not relay it for
"political purposes, but because the story needs to be told."
"This is my history. I do not want to be exiled, but I am in political exile;
and in the film I try to show my love and nostalgia for Cuba. An impossible
love, for that reason, I always take it with me everywhere I go," the actor
shares.
3. 'The Simpsons' Joins the Anti-War Movement
It looks like this year's annual Halloween special of "The Simpsons" will take
the form of political commentary.
The politically tinged Nov. 5 episode is slated to air just prior to the Nov. 7
elections.
The animated show will reportedly feature space aliens who invade Springfield in
order to prevent mankind from obtaining "weapons of mass disintegration."
The alien mission is dubbed "Operation Enduring Occupation." When the mission
turns sour, an alien remarks, "You said we would be greeted as liberators!"
"The Simpsons" series has been lauded by many for its groundbreaking humor.
The Left Coast Report wonders if bankrupt Air America's Al Franken's
fingerprints are on the cartoon script.
4. O.J. Simpson's 'If I Did It' Book
O.J. Simpson has purportedly been given a $3.5 million advance to write a book
describing how he would have murdered his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her
friend Ron Goldman, if he had committed the crime.
The National Enquirer is reporting that the deal with O.J. is for the delivery
of a "hypothetical book" with a working title of "If I Did It."
The hypothetical murder scenes are, according to the Enquirer, "detailed" and
"chillingly realistic."
Thanks to the heads-up from the National Enquirer, since O.J has more than $30
million in unpaid damages, Fred Goldman and his family will likely take steps to
intercept the book advance and royalties.
Simpson is protected by double jeopardy and can never again be tried for the
murders of Nicole and Ron, regardless of what he "hypothetically" admits to in
print.
5. Jurassic Journalists Put Heads Together With Soros and Dean
ABC's Web site, the Note, recently confirmed what many Americans have long
suspected: The mainstream media coordinate their coverage with leaders from the
left.
In a revealing report, the Note detailed a series of startling admissions, the
first being that "the Old Media" are "giddy with excitement over the prospect of
the Bush-Cheney-Rove-Mehlman machine losing" but also "filled with guilt over
complicity in an Iraq war it wants ended."
With broad grins and breathless patter, the mainstreamers telegraph their glee
despite the fact that the Old Media find themselves on life support as
exemplified by NBC's recent maneuvers to consolidate its cable and broadcast
news divisions and slash its staff.
Still, the Old Media remain mesmerized as they gaze at their own images. The
Note described them as "flush with anticipation over two years of anti-Bush
leaks from a gavel-wielding Henry Waxman, and substantially more interested in
revelations about congressional pages than in trying to tell voters the truth
about whether or not the economy is strong and getting stronger."
While they artificially stretched the Foley case from days to weeks of coverage,
they gave short shrift to the remarkable stories of moderate inflation, robust
growth, shrinking deficit, strong productivity, low unemployment, tame
inflation, manageable interest rates, and record-breaking stock markets.
Largely ignored as well was Sen. Harry Reid's concealment of a $1.1 million land
deal, which yielded the Democrat minority leader some tidy profits.
More importantly, ABC's site exposed exactly whom the Jurassic journalists have
been seeking approval from, and it is not just their editors. The Note explained
that the Old Media "can barely contain itself on its secret morning conference
calls with Howard Dean and George Soros."
Conference calls? It appears as though a morning check-in with Soros and Dean
has been a routine occurrence. On the particular occasion in question, the
accord apparently spread even further.
"It was agreed just this morning that, yes, we can keep the meta-narrative ('The
Democrats are going to beat Bush and run Congress!') going for another 19 days,
without interruption," the Note reported.
This means that from now until Election Day, the public is likely to see more
segments from the Old Media designed to divide conservative Christians (like the
numerous book-hawking appearances by David Kuo sharing his tale of woe),
additional polls that over-sample Democrats (like the recent NBC-WSJ poll that
surveyed Democrats at 43 percent and Republicans at 37 percent) and, of course,
more treacherous leaks.
The Notes' "it was agreed" description of the cunning conference call suggested
that a bargain between participating parties had been struck.
The Left Coast Report guesses that the Faustian Old Media hate the Grand Old
Party so much they are willing to sell their journalistic souls to regain power.