The Da Vinci Code's Christianity Problems
James Hirsen
Wednesday, July 6, 2005
THE LEFT COAST REPORT
A Political Look at Hollywood
Hollywood Seeks 'Domino' Theory
Hollywood writers couldn't out-script this
real-life tragedy.
Her father was a famous actor and her mom a Vogue
model.
She herself became a top young fashion model but
eventually turned away from the wealth and glamour to become a bounty hunter.
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Her life inspired a movie, but before the film
could be released she was found unconscious in the bathtub of her West Hollywood
apartment.
She was brought to a hospital, where she was
pronounced dead. The autopsy never did reveal what had killed her.
Prior to her death, she was arrested in
Mississippi in a drug-trafficking incident and was awaiting trial.
The probe into her death continues to this day.
Her name is Domino Harvey, daughter of famed
actor Laurence Harvey and his third wife, Vogue model Pauline Stone.
Harvey was a major star in the late 1950s and
early 1960s, earning an Oscar nomination for his role in "Room at the Top"
(1959) and playing a brainwashed potential assassin in "The Manchurian
Candidate" (1962).
The upcoming movie on her life (planned release
date August 19) is fittingly called "Domino" and stars Keira Knightley ("Pirates
of the Caribbean"; "King Arthur"). Also included in the cast of the film are
Mickey Rourke, Christopher Walken and Jacqueline Bisset.
Domino reportedly made a cameo appearance.
At a recent Los Angeles memorial service for
Domino, Rourke fought back tears as he told attendees that "something in both
our characters mirrored each other. We were the same kind of people. I met her
to do research for the film role. She was fun, lively, and charismatic. She
would ring me up, or I would ring her up, and she would say, ‘Come on, let's
raise hell,' and we would go out for a few drinks and talk the night away."
The movie's writers had genuinely rich material
to draw from.
Domino was born in 1970, her father having had an
affair with Pauline Stone during his second marriage. After divorcing,
Harvey married Pauline just before his own death from stomach cancer in 1973.
Domino's mother went on to marry owner of the
American Hard Rock Café chain Peter Morton and moved to Hollywood.
While growing up, Domino managed to get expelled
from four public schools in England. She eventually caught the eye of the elite
modeling agency Ford.
After a successful career climb, Domino left the
catwalk behind, choosing to work a variety of jobs that included running a
nightclub, working as a ranch hand and serving the public as a firefighter; all
this before settling on a profession seemingly more suitable to her personality,
that of bounty hunter.
As a bounty hunter, she tracked down hardened
criminals who had skipped town while awaiting trial.
Reportedly, she was once involved in a shoot-out
and helped arrest the leader of a notorious L.A. street gang.
The Left Coast Report
believes the LAPD could use a few folks like Domino to throw the L.A. gangs a
curve.
'Da Vinci Code' Film's Christianity
Problems
Execs at Sony must be elated that they've got the
film rights to Dan Brown's novel "The Da Vinci Code."
Theoretically, the flick has a better shot at
blockbuster status, since it's based on a work that's been on the bestseller
list for 117 weeks and sold over 25 million books in 44 different languages.
Inconveniently for Hollywood PR, though, Brown's
novel makes the following claims:
- Jesus is not God; he was only a man.
- Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene.
- Mary Magdalene is a goddess and should be
worshipped.
- Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a daughter.
- The Bible was put together by a pagan Roman
emperor.
- The Gospels have been altered to support the
claims of Christians.
- Mary Magdalene was directed to establish the
Church.
- The Catholic Church is aware of all of these
things and, in order to keep it secret, has resorted to murder.
Christians have voiced their displeasure with
Brown's book. Although the Louvre, home of Da Vinci's Mona Lisa, gave permission
to director Ron Howard to film there, Westminster Abbey gave Howard a firm
rejection, referring to Brown's book as "theologically unsound."
Some high-level voices of the Catholic Church's
hierarchy have weighed in, with Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, Archbishop of Genoa,
in unequivocal terms telling Roman Catholics not to read the book.
The blatant anti-Christian content hasn't stopped
celebs from seeking a part in Howard's film adaptation of the book, which is
slated for release in May 2006.
During the publicity tour for "Cinderella Man,"
Howard revealed that he'd had an enormous amount of interest from big-name
actors who wanted to star in the movie. He ultimately picked Tom Hanks for the
lead role.
Hollywood has been known to alter the content of
a book when bringing it to the big screen, so the question remains: Will Sony
and Howard attempt to alleviate the anti-Christian overtones of Brown's book
before it hits the theaters?
Actually, the New York Daily News
reports that screenwriter Akiva Goldsman ("A Beautiful Mind"; "Cinderella Man")
is busy mitigating some of the anti-Catholic themes. One of the mitigations
purportedly involves reducing the role of the Catholic organization Opus Dei.
Apparently, Sony and Howard are distancing
themselves from Brown's conspiracy theory, which claims that Jesus married Mary
Magdalene and their child fostered a line of French kings.
The Left Coast Report suspects that Brown really
believes a secret sect left clues within famous works of art so that boorish
novelists could find them, write about them and sell lots and lots of books.
Tom Cruise-Brooke Shields Feud Gets Political
Do you think that their publicists told them to
milk the moment?
That's the way it looks in the bizarre rhetorical
feud that's taking place between Brooke Shields and Tom Cruise. It just won't
seem to end.
Cruise recently criticized Shields for revealing that she had taken prescription
drugs to deal with her depression after giving birth.
Shields apparently felt compelled to slam Cruise
back and did so via an article in the New York Times.
"I feel compelled to speak not just for myself
but also for the hundreds of thousands of women who have suffered from
postpartum depression," Shields wrote in the Times. "To suggest that I
was wrong to take drugs to deal with my depression, and that instead I should
have taken vitamins and exercised shows an utter lack of understanding about
postpartum depression and childbirth in general."
Meanwhile the acting governor of New Jersey,
Richard J. Codey, evidently felt duty-bound to defend the actress, taking a
verbal smack at Cruise.
It seems that Codey didn't care for Cruise's
comments any more than Shields did. You see, Codey's wife, Mary Jo, has had to
deal with postpartum depression herself.
"Tom Cruise knows as much about postpartum
depression as I do about acting, and he should stick to acting and not talk
about women who need help," Codey said.
The Left Coast Report observes that, judging by
his antics on Oprah, Cruise knows quite a bit about mood swings.
Anti-Moore Film Fest Set to Dog Michael
Moore's
Michael Moore has taken a page from Robert
Redford's playbook and has set up his own version of the Sundance Film Festival.
He's calling it the Traverse City Film Festival,
and the first opening is scheduled for July 2005. Moore lives near the festival
town in northern Michigan.
The schlockumentary maker claims that his
politics are not a factor in the selection of cinema for the debut event.
Included in the festival lineup are some
non-Moore movie classics like "Jaws," "The Princess Bride," "Ferris Bueller's
Day Off" and "Casablanca."
Still, Moore has an array of flicks that are
guaranteed to please MoveOn movie buffs.
For instance, "The Ax," "Human Resources," and
"Time Out" have class envy themes; "Mondovino" focuses on globalization; and
"Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room" spotlights the Dems' favorite corporate
crooks.
Movies that support Moore's view on the war on
terror are also part of the festival fare, including "11 de Septembre" and
"Gunner Palace."
And, of course, the Left's quintessential fantasy
that contains their historical target du jour and stars Middle East pizza pie
journalist Sean Penn, "The Assassination of Richard Nixon," is on the list.
Interestingly, some folks in the area plan on
holding another film festival to counter the lefty propaganda that the robust
Oscar winner routinely spews.
Jim Hubbard of the American Film Festival and
American Film Renaissance tells me that his group is sponsoring the Traverse Bay
Freedom Film Fest, which will exhibit films of the pro-America, anti-Moore
variety.
Hubbard says that local residents who were
seeking to hold a parallel event contacted his group and AFR happily stepped in
to sponsor.
The Left Coast Report thinks that when it comes
to conservative motivators, Moore is second only to a certain Chappaqua twosome.
Robert Redford Bemoans 'Celebrity Oriented'
Press
Thanks to the adoring press, Robert Redford
recently got to remind the world that he's not a reporter but played one in a
film.
Redford, of course, was in the flick "All the
President's Men," which co-starred Dustin Hoffman.
While receiving a lifetime achievement award at
the Czech Film Festival, the Sundance CEO remarked: "There are deep similarities
going on, but where is the press? Where is the press?"
The actor was chiding the news media for not
pursuing a sequel to the investigation of Richard Nixon by launching a probe of
President George W. Bush.
"There are strong similarities to what is going
on, stonewalling, not telling the truth, getting people under wiretaps," Redford
repeated to reporters.
Commenting on the Iraq war, Redford claimed that
the U.S. public continues "to be told things that are not true and what worries
me is that we have these brave young American guys risking their lives every
day."
Watergate is in the headlines once again because
"Deep Throat" has revealed himself to be Mark Felt, former No. 2 at the FBI.
So who better to ruminate about investigations
than the Sundancer?
Redford went on to ponder the lack of
investigative journalism these days. "The media have changed, we see the ethics
have changed," he horse-whispered.
And he griped about how "the press is more, I am
sorry to say, celebrity oriented."
The Left Coast Report points out that if the
press weren't "celebrity oriented," Redford's deep thoughts would be confined to
his private commode.