Mancow Muller
Monday, April 2, 2001

Barbra Streisand has sent a sizzling three-page memo to top Democrats on the Hill, accusing them of being "paralyzed, demoralized and depressed" since the election. The letter is signed, simply, "Barbra." (That's because she can't spell her last name.)

Streisand wrote, "Let's not let them divert attention from the success of President Clinton's administration over the past eight years. Let's not allow the Republicans to take away the gains we've made."

(Success? Hitler was a success compared to Clinton. Let us not divert our attention from the scandals and the pants at half-mast in the Oval Office. By the way, "simply Barbra" ... have you ever donned a pair of kneepads in the White House?)

The memo carries the title "Nice Guys Finish Last" or "Where Do We Go From Here: A Case for the Democrats."

("Nice Guys Finish Last" ... so that's the attitude of the benevolent and loving liberals?)

Brainless Barb said, "We should have one goal and that's to win back the House, Senate and Presidency. Unless we win, we'll be consistently on the defensive with our fingers holding the dyke [sic] against the Republican revolution.

(Are you talking about Rosie O'Dumb-as-Hell?)

"Look at [Bush's] ratings – how could such a destructive man be so popular with the American people? Not only is he poisoning our air and water by withdrawing his promise to enforce emissions standards and arsenic regulations, but he's poisoning our political system as well."

(Ratings? She thinks she's watching a TV program! Talk about living in a fantasy world! I hope he is poisoning your air and water. I'm glad he is poisoning and polluting the liberal Democrats' political system. At least he's not splattering his DNA all over the Oval Office walls.)

Streisand defends Clinton's pardons:

"Talk about Republican pardons. George Bush protected himself by pardoning those linked to him in the Iran-Contra scandal. He pardoned a heroin drug trafficker and a terrorist who was responsible for 73 deaths. Clinton's pardons have no impact on the health and welfare of the American people."

(Let's see ... Mark Rich made illegal deals with Iran, Iraq, Russia and China ... nope, no impact on the health and welfare of the American people there. Clinton pardoned terrorists, criminals, traitors and cocaine dealers, but "blinder-wearing Barbra" refuses to see.)

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Presidential Race 2000
Clinton Scandals
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